Science And Faith

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carrotcolouredhair:

Moves Like Jagger parody about One Direction

LYRICS

If I can just start with Vas Happenin’?

Zayn Malik my heart

You can have it

Just take it away

To the room where you lay

With mirrors all day

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Your grammar is bad Real_Liam_Payne

The turtles there dead

What can I say?

The spoons are ahead

They’re winning again

I hope you’re ok

Eating soup with a fork

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I can eat that fruit from your body

Taylor Lautner won’t steal my hottie

I’ve got the moves like Zayn

I’ve got the moves like Zayn

I’ve got the moooooves like Zayn

Someday he will marry a dancer

Maybe just a power ranger

I’ve got the moves like Liam

I’ve got the moves like Liam

I’ve got the mooooooves like Liam

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Will Jimmy protest?

I don’t think so

Cause Louis’ the best

Screaming Hell No!

Boo Bear’s my soul

A true Go cart pro

He would date Susan Boyle

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The curly haired maaaan, Harry

Is madly involve with his Larry

Pretend he’s a cat

Like Caroline Flack

Then I’m sure that that

Will work out fine

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I can pat the dog, I’ll show you

Screw the lightbulb too you know

I’ve got the moves like Louis

I’ve got the moves like Louis

I’ve got the moooooooves like Louis

If you see me fall I don’t care

Even got some cake in my hair

I’ve got the moves like Harry

I’ve got the moves like Harry

I’ve got the mooooooves like Harry

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As ya’ll know

There’s a number five

He’s Irish (did you know?)

And his name is Niall

Eating Nandos chicken

Wearing dungaree’s yeah

Always laughing with me

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That’s 1D for you

Screaming out “SHE’S MINE”

Bananas costing pounds

Carrots all around

Y R they so fit?

I couldn’t tell you sh*t

But if you get the chance

Don’t hesitate!

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Take me to the milkshake city

Just as long as you go with me

I move in One Direction

I move in One Direction

I move in Onnnnneee Direction

Stop the traffic when we go

My love for you only grows

I love One Direction

I love One Direction

I love Onnnnneee Direction

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Massive thank you everybody

Holy shit. This is fricken amazing. Why does this not have more notes? This is genius! A+